Kay Martin And Her Bodyguards– I Know What He Wants For Christmas... But I Don't Know How To Wrap It! 1962

Tracklist

Hang Your Balls On The Christmas Tree

I Want A Casting Couch For Christmas

Come On Santa, Let's Have A Ball

The Night Before Christmas Binge

Santa's Doing The Horizontal Twist

Santa's Going To Be Late Tonight

The Girls Were All Happy

I Know What You Want For Xmas

A Funtastic Panorama Of On-Stage Humor

Girls Should Be Obscene Not Heard

Up Your Chimney

Newlyweds In Bed

Uncle Fred & Aunty Mabel

I Knew He Was Coming

The Hard Chest Rub

He Loves To Bang Those Bells

Minnie The College Widow

She Laid The Cornerstone

The Sex Life Of The Camel

You're Dead If You Don't Dig It

It's Sex, Sex, Sex

They're Not Playing Chess Anymore

I Used To Give It Away, But Now I Have To Buy It

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Martin was not only a topless model, but a lounge performer. The perfect woman?! 

Dig the kooky cover of "Blue Moon" a la The Champs' "Tequila," the rockabilly rumbler (with unexpected three-part harmonies towards the end) "I Ain't Mad At 'Chu," and a version of Gershwin's "Summertime" that sports the new-and-improved lyrics: "Your daddy's a flip and your mommy's a gasser."  If you were expecting something more Rusty Warren-ish and ribald, you may be surprised by such dark, weird, atmospheric gems as "The Heel," "Johnny Guitar" and the self-explanatory "Swamp Girl."  When she tries to play it straight on standards like "Sentimental Journey," it isn't too interesting - she sings  better than you'd expect, but not that well. Her enthusiastic Body Guards (rock that accordion!) chime in from time to time.